i love my friends

isn't that just the greatest picture of a banana that you've ever seen? thank you tar tar, for helping me in the areas that i have problems (posting pics on my blog) : ) that's a great banana!!! wow, what a strange week this has been for me! i don't have the time, energy, or typing capsity to go into full detail of this weeks events, but i can say that a lot has happened emotionally and mentally to me. or should i say, I'VE done a lot to MYSELF this week! its better now, it was like a big hill or mound of shit that i had to dig into and climb up and over. eww it was stinky and smelly and nasty. there were a lot of things in there that i would have rather not seen, or remembered, but i did it, and now i'm over the shit pile and to better and healther pastures!!! (i hope that didn't give you flash backs shanny!!!) What i'm getting at is, I wouldn't be able to overcome these thins with out my friends! My Tar Tar and my Shanny! and my dogs of course! there is nothing like unconditional love from an animal, and from your friends! So, in a nut shell- i love my husband with all my heart and know he would never do anything to upset me or to piss me off (intentionally of course) i'm just a very emotional person when its period time! plus, period means not prego, and i don't like that either! SUCH IS LIFE! but i love all of you and couldn't function with out you! fro

banana

whatever...

i do give up on this picture thing. this post goes out to my little tar tar. thanks for bringing me back down to earth! i do feel a bit better, and would love to think that i'm just a big paranoid ball of hair, and i hope i am. you did always have a way of making me feel better! i can remember being in middle school (and me in middle school was a short, chubby, big hair, big butt, pimple faced girl) and tar tar telling me that "it will be alright. that one day i'll grow up to be a beautiful swan and everyone will be jelous of me." i don't know if she actually said that to me or not, but it sounds like something she would say. and, "it gives you character" i'll never forget that! everything that has ever happened in my life, that wasn't "normal" tar tar would always make me feel better by saying that it'll give me character. i do honestly believe that those things did give me character, but only because tar tar enstilled it in my mind that it would. just like my dad has always told me that "you can do anything if you put your mind to it" and i firmly beilieve that also! mind over matter. turn the negative into a positive. its scary when you have a bunch of good things happen to you, and you don't know how to handle it. i think maybe i'm just looking for something bad to happen...subconciously...maybe. i will take your advice tar tar and have the sit down heart - to - heart, non wild turkey babble, talk. right now in my life, (besides these past few days) have been the happiest times for me. i have my husband, and my daughter. i have my doggies, and i have my freinds, the best i have ever had! tar tar and i were close when we were growing up, but we did grow apart even though we remained friends. i think the 5 year gap we experienced brought us closer and enabled us to have the kind of friendship that we now share. plus i got your sister this time!!! shanny, my added bonus!! (just kidding, you're more than that to me shan shan!!!) its funny how things work out. looking back on it now, i don't think i would be where i am today if i hadn't f***ed up along the way! the biggest mistakes that i made turned out to be the best things for me. too bad it doesn't work out that way all the time....like when you buy some potatoes and leave them in the back of your kitchen drawer for months and months, and it turns into a big nasty mess of maggots and slime!!!!! (that's for you tar tar) i can't wait till next june, when i can return to my true homeland!!! : ) the beach and tar tar's porch hammock! on a more purple note...if i had 3 wishes, one would be that tar tar, shanny, and i all get prego at the same time and all have happy and healthy babies together!!! this is possible because our cycles are litterally days apart! shanny should start first, then me, then tar tar. or is tar tar before me now? anyway, you get the idea. so this week coming up is cycle week-we shall see if we are all impregnated by our wonderful husbands!!! love fro

pictures? what pictures??

um, there were supposed to be pictures with those last two posts, but is it any surprise that i didn't do it right? anyway-i think that if you really truely set your mind to something that you can do it and will do it! when i say i'm going to go to florida, i do it, and when i say i'm going to get a tattoo, i do it! some people are just talkers, and they like to SAY they are going to do something, but when it comes down to acutally doing it, they puss out. now, i'd like to talk about my vaccuum cord. after i vaccuum my house, or mr. mc mahon-akin's house, or the banana's house, i wrap that cord as tight as i can and make sure that little groove in the plug is snug as a bug to the cord. i do this with out even thinking about it. this is the way its supposed to be. "this is the way we wrap our cord, wrap our cord, wrap our cord...." so when it comes down to other things like, the dishes, or actually using the vaccuum, i'm not so good at it! its not enstilled in my mind that i need to vaccuum every day (and you know i do cause of those silly balls of fur) or that i need to put those dishes away right after they are dry, or put the laundry away for that matter. if i didn't have my wonderful husband who i love with all my breasts, i would probably just live out of a laundry basket!!! the point is, if i set my mind to doing these things just as adamantley as i wrap that vaccuume cord, life will be a bit easier. those things i'll do with out even thinking about also! it really hit me hard this past weekend, when my mother brought my daughter back from a sleep over ay yiayia's house. i said, "you need to clean your room, its a disaster!!" and my daughter replied, " well, you don't clean your room, why should i clean mine?" or something along those lines!!! i need to set a better example for my child. i don't want her to grow up living out of a laundry basket, or the kitchen sink!!! so, all the little things i do that need improved are going down on a list and i'm going to do my very best to fix them all!!! its just easier if you don't have to think about it, you just do it! so, i hope this made sense to all my readers (the 3 of you) and i'm still not going to tell you what the surprise is!! now that is something i'm really good at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you all and miss you all! can't wait to meet up again! fro

did you ever wonder if things are placed specifically for us to see? certain people or bil boards, or bugs? sometimes in order to appreciate some things, you have to experience other things. this little creature here was such a pleasant thing to experience! the praying mantis is one of the most interesting insects around! this thing was so cool! he was hangin out with us, drinkin some beers!! just kidding. but he was totally cool!! did you know that after sex a female praying mantis will eat the head off the male? that's great!!

THIS IS MY FAMILY! WELL, SOME OF IT. THIS PAST WEEKEND WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST-TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY-RANKING IN ON THE TOP 10! TAR TAR CAME TO VISIT AND WE HAD A BLAST!!! IT WAS FULL BLOWN GIRLS NIGHT ON SATURDAY. SHANNY, TAR TAR, SAGE AND I ALL HUNG OUT. ONCE THE KID FELL ASLEEP, THE ADULTS CAME OUT OF THEIR SKIN! WE MADE SOME FRIED GREEN TOMATOES AND THEN WATCHED FRIED GREEN TOMATOES!! "I AINT SCARED OF YOU!!! WHAT'S UP!!!" HAHAHAHA ANYWAY, IN BETWEEN ALL OF THAT SOME OTHER DRINKING AND WHAT NOT WENT DOWN, BUT IT WAS A BLAST!!! WE FELL ASLEEP DOWNSTAIRS ON THE BIG COUCH. (WE HAD TO SHARE WITH CHUBAKKA OF COURSE!!) I KNOW THIS IS CLICHE`, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITH OUT THEM! THEY ARE THE BESTEST FREINDS A GIRL COULD ASK FOR!! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO WRITE THIS AND POST THIS, BUT I THINK TAR TAR SHOULD MOVE BACK HERE SO WE CAN HAVE GIRLS NIGHT ONCE A MONTH! THEN YOU CAN GO AND MOVE TO WHERE EVER IT IS THAT THIS WAVE OF LIFE TAKES YOU! AND I THINK SHANNY SHAN SHAN SHOULD STAY HERE TOO AND WE CAN ALL BE POOR CAUSE THERE AINT NO JOBBY JOBS!!! LOL OR, WE CAN ALL MOVE TO THE SAME STATE AND HAVE GIRLS NIGHT ONCE A MONTH AND HAVE JOBS!! option #2 sounds better to me! but honestly, this weekend was one of the best! these are the days of our lifes!!!! okay, that's all for now. thanks for up loading those pics for me tar tar, lets just hope i did it right and it shows up on this post!!! love ya all!! and don't say y'all!!! love, fro

hey there all! how's it hanging?? eww.. so there is no picture today, and that's okay cause i didn't even waste any time attempting one! its great to know that i have 3 loyal readers...tar tar, shanny, and manolo! hey monolo!!! ?que pasa? ?donde esta? !!! hola mi amigo de columbia!!! i hope that came out right. anyway, you guys rock! and you are my rocks! what would i do with out you? (write to a non existant audience) so, my little tar tar is coming to visit for the weekend! i promise not to hogg her this time. i must learn to share! see, i'm an only child, and i never really learned how to share. but this time i promise i will!!! i am very excited that she's coming!! my daughter will also be excited, but she doesn't know she's coming yet!! (i'm very good at keeping secrets...for short periods of time) so i can't wait to see how she reacts when tar tar comes knocking on the door!!! lol :) it will be a site!! i think i'll video tape it!! not really- so i have a bathroom estimate today, and i can't wait to go to it cause i'm gonna sell it!!! and i still like banana's! so, anyway, hello shanny, my little big sister, and hello tar tar, can't wait to see you in a few days, and hola manolo!!! wish you were coming too, but i'll see you in FLA!!!!! hopefully sooner than later! and no i'm not prego yet, and no i'm not MOVING to florida YET, but i am up to something and i can't wait to reveal it. see, i'm going to talk it up a lot, and then it won't be such a big deal once it finally arrives. OR- time will pass and i won't be able to hold it in any longer and you'll find out before you should! no, i can't let that happen....okay, gotta go sell a bathroom! see you soon and see you later! !!! hasta luego!!! -fro

WHO SAYS I'M UP TO SOMETHING???

WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE? NO? WELL HOW ABOUT A SURPRISE? SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ASK QUESTION OF THOSE WHOM WHICH YOU WOULD RATHER NOT, BUT WOULD NOT GET THE INFORMATION THAT IS NEEDED WITH OUT ASKING THE QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ASKED. SO HOW DO YOU GO ABOUT IT IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT POSE AS BEING SNEAKY?????????? SIMPLE, YOU DON'T! SO YEAH, I'M A SNEAKY PERSON THAT IS UP TO SOMETHING....DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'M GOING TO TELL YOU????? NO!!!! THAT WOULD REWIN THE SURPRISE! SO JUST SIT TIGHT AND BE PATIENT : ) IN THE MEAN TIME, HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE!! (THIS LITTLE POST GOES OUT TO MY HOMMIES...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)

at last...

well, well, well... i have finally up loaded a picture that i actually wanted to upload! yeah for me. welcome back to my blog people! i must appologize for my little tar tar, she's so silly!! but i do thank her for posting such a wonderful passage. okay, back to business! i've been wanting to post this for about 12 days now, but the picture just wouldn't cooperate! finally we have the lion picture!! AS YOU ALL MAY KNOW, THIS MONTH IS AUGUST, AND AUGUST IS THE MONTH OF LEO THE LION. SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT KNOW, IS THAT I LOVE ASTROLOGY! (WELL, ACTUALLY YOU DO KNOW THIS CAUSE THE ONLY "YOU'S" ARE MY TAR TAR AND MY SHANNY...) ANYWHO, TAR TAR USED TO POST MY ASTROLOGY STUFF ON HER BLOG, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE MY OWN, I GUESS I CAN DO IT MY SELF!! LEO THE LION-AUGUST BIRTH DATES: 7/22-8/23 ANYONE BORN BETWEEN THESE DATES HAS THE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN OF LEO. YOUR RULING PLANET IS THE SUN. LEO RULES THE HEART AND CIRCULATION. YOUR ELEMENT IS FIRE. YOUR POLARITY IS MASCULINE. YOUR NATURE IS BARREN. YOUR COLOR ARE GOLD AND ORANGE. THE SYMBOL IS THE LION. KEY WORDS FOR LEO ARE, LOYAL, PROUD, GENEROUS, AND EXPRESSIVE. LEO'S HOROSCOPE FOR THE MONTH OF AUGUST IS: YOU MAY BE TRAVELING FOR WORK, OR GETTING BEHIND ON ORDINARY TASKS. KEEP PEOPLE APPRISED IF YOU CAN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON PROMISES. YOU ARE MORE ORGANIZED, PERHAPS IN A LEADERSHIP ROLE, STARTING MIDMONTH. REWARDING DAYS: 21,22,23 CHALLENGING DAYS: 8,9 GO ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF LEO! SORRY THIS WASN'T POSTED SOONER....EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON!! LOVE, FRO

Tara has control of my blog

Here is what I did to your Blog FRO

okay, i really can't figure this blog thing out...
i'm getting frustrated...
i do like banana's though...
i might be going to a poison concert on friday, and so far that is the only good news i have for you.
although i did make a big huge loaf of zucchini bread yesturday (my first ever) and it turned out very yummy. i took a picture of it! too bad you'll never see it...
have a great monday, and lets hope its better than the last!
love, fro
p.s. have you ever felt like you're on an episode of Gilmore Girls?
i love sabastian bach
i have a name in mind for a future child. it could work for a boy or a girl, but i think i prefer it for a girl
10pts to the first person that guesses it.
i'll give you a clue.
it starts with a W
it was a small person's name in an old val kilmer movie
and it could also be the name of something made my GOD
happy guessing!
love, fro again....

what a perfect picture for the morning from hell.

i went to the bathroom this morning as usual, except today when i flushed all the water started pooring out of the tank of the toilet!! the floor was soaked and now i do believe that there is some water damage to the floor. so i cleaned it up which made me late for work, which made my dad mad, which put him in a bad mood...so a typical monday, yes.

anyway i can't figure out how do upload any other pictures, so you'll have to look at the same ones untill tar tar comes home and helps me figure it out (which will be in two weeks!!!)

untill then enjoy this wonderful pic of me at my best. soon to come will be your horoscope for august. happy august to all.

see you soon

fro diggity