Crab with a spot of Ink

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Friday, March 30, 2007

light it up!

i went to the dr. yesturday for my regular check up, and everything is good (besides the fact that i gained 5 pounds in a week) but dr. says that's good too, so i'm not worried (okay, i am) but what the dr. said that really caught my attention was that my due date has changed to July 24th! so i guess when they did my ultra sound a few weeks ago the baby's size was a bit bigger than they had thought...that is what changed the due date. then the dr. went on to ask me all these questions about the last period i had..."are you sure it was oct 23rd? you're positive? was it a normal period?"
so then i got to thinking....what if i'm a whole month ahead of schedule? cause i was ovulation once in october, and once in november and if it was october then it was the 13 which would make my due date july 1st!!! according to a due date calculator if my due date is july 24th then my conception date is october 31st....but i wasn't ovulating on that date! so this means two different things here.....i'm going to have a super big baby (which i'm not going for) or i wasn't really ovulating on 10/13! but then again i guess anything is possible...considering the son of GOD was born from a virgin.... and no, i'm not comparing my self to Mary....
speaking of Mary...my grandma is pretty bad off in the hospital, but when i went to see her the other day she tried really hard to talk to me and my aunt cheryl said that she responded to me more than to anyone else! i hope she isn't in pain and suffereing and isn't able to express that to us. but on a lighter note, it is friday and i'm hungry. today i think i'll opt for a salad!
tgif!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

miss u

so, with all this death around me lately, its really making me think of my sofie girl. i miss her very much and wish she were still around so i could pick up her fur balls everywhere. i knew i would miss her constant barking and annoying bladder...i knew i would miss her bathroom accidents and having to clean up the garbage (oh wait, chubakka inherited that trait) most of all i miss petting her soft ears and playing with her long nails. i miss my sofie and i hope she is having a better life in doggie heaven, running and playing and eating tissues and tampons.

SOFIE ANN
1/16/95 - 11/30/06
RIP

Friday, March 23, 2007

picture perfect

so, its hard to believe that in just a week i should be living in here...right now it actually looks a lot different than this picture...the walls are painted and the stove is actually in the kitchen. the floor is being installed by my wonderful husband and my dad who both have been working thier asses off day in and day out to get this house ready for us to move into! its so sureal to me that this is going to be where i hang my hat, and take my shits! (lol) i went to 'Sparkle market' the other day and when i walked in i felt 15 again, since i think thats how old i was the last time i was in there. i was there for '20 mule team borax' which at first i thought was a movie, but then my husband had to explain that is was some kind of laundry soap...anyway i went right to the isle it was in with out even thinking...do you know that store is set up just the same as it was over 10 years ago! i think its the only grocerie store with in 20 miles who hasn't remodeled!! maybe living in my old town won't be as wierd as i thought it would be. i went into 'Brother's Pizza' to get my favorite sub, and the owner remembered me! he even remembered my name with out me having to tell him! then i went to 'Dairy Queen' and it looked the same in there too...still some high school kids working there. i don't know what i was going to expect moving back to little old C-town...but now that its coming down to it, and i have been spending a lot more time there, i'm starting to get a bit nervous. i'm sure it will be just fine--once i get used to it. so, happy friday to all, and congrats to shanny bo banny!!!! i miss my little tar tar and can't wait to see her, and i miss florida with all my heart and wish for nothing more than ohio to have some wierd global thing and a beach pop up in my back yard...but i'm sure i have a better chance of my hair going straight and my ass deflating before a beach magically appears in my back yard! speaking of back yard...still no sign of keystone. my dad said keystone the other day (reffereing to our cabinet refacing supplier) and my heart sank...i thought he had come back! but he didn't....
ta ta for now! see you on the flip side.
maybe the next time you hear from me i'll be living in c-town with a big blue L sticker on the back of my big white WAN!
fro

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

UP DOWN ALL AROUND


WELL, FOR THOSE OF YOU TRACKING KEYSTON'S WHER-A-BOUTS....HE HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE THE DAY WE BROUGHT HIM TO CORTLAND....NO SIGN OF HIM....
AND FOR THE REST OF YOU (WHO THERE IS NO REST OF YOU...) YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT WE ARE HAVING A BOY! HERE IS MY BIG ROUND BELLY WITH A SCARRY BELLY BUTTON. JUST WAIT TILL THAT BITCH POPS OUT ALL THE WAY! SO WE FOUND OUT ITS A BOY AND SAGE IS NOT HAPPY, BUT SHE STILL LOVES HER BROTHER. AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....I'VE BEEN HAVING A REAL ISSUE WITH THE NAME, BUT I'VE CALMED DOWN AND STOPPED WORRYING ABOUT IT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TAR TAR WHO TURNED 17 YESTERDAY!! (HAHAHA) DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU TURNED 17? I DON'T...I DO KNOW THAT I GOT MY EARS PIERCED FOR THE 3RD TIME WHEN I WAS 17! MIKE COFFEY TOOK ME AND PRETENDED TO BE MY BROTHER SO HE COULD SIGN FOR IT SINCE HE WAS 18 AND I WASN'T! I GOT IT DONE AT WALMART. THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER FROM BEING 17. JUST IN CASE YOU ALL FORGOT, WE "SPRING FORWARD" ON 3/11. YA KNOW, TURN YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD! ISN'T IT EXCITING? SPRING IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! I CAN'T WAIT! OKAY, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED ON KEYSTONE...(BUT MY GUT SAYS THE NEXT TIME I'LL SEE HIM WILL BE AT A REST STOP IN TENNESSE ON MY WAY TO FLORIDA IN 2008..)