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Monday, July 31, 2006

great expectations

well, i just attempted another picture upload, and to no surprise it did not work...today i'd like to introduce you to my imaginary friend....anyway hope everyone had a great weekend!!! mine wasn't so bad! i did have the stranges dream last night and would love to share it with all of you!!! (this dream is so messed up, i don't need a picture) so it starts out that my husband and a few other people, and i are at an amusement park with roller coasters. we rode a few mild ones, and then went to stand in line for x-flight (this coaster is currently at geauga lake in aurora ohio...) so i'm in line, and i'm thinking to my self that i want to sit this one out. apparently some time had passed (you know how dreams go) and everyone else was on the ride, and i was standing by the ticket box waiting for them to de board. Angelina Jolie was now working her shift as ticket collector. i thought that was pretty cool! before i had a chance to freak out and ask for an autograph, she hands me this flat cup looking thing and says, "i'm going to need to give you a pregnancy test. please pee in this." and i was really confused "why do you need to give me a pregnancy test?" i asked her " because" was her reply. so i took the strange flat cup looking thing into the restroom (as some background info, i periodically have nightmares about having to use public bathrooms, and there is always piss and shit every where and not enough toilet paper and its really dirty. ) so i do my best to pick the toilet with the least amount of crap on it (no punn intended) so i build my nest of toilet paper and attempt to hoover over the toilet, while trying to figure out how i'm supposed to pee in this thing and NOT stick my hand in the toilet at the same time. so i start peeing, but because i was hoovering so much the pee starts squirting out the front of me, in between my two legs (now, any girl who's attempted a miss directed hoover knows exactly what i'm talking about, and you're probably laughing your ass off right now) so here i am, accepting the fact that my pee is squirting out in front of me and i'm holding this flat cup thing out in front of me trying to aim my pee into it!! it was really gross!!! so finally i'm done, i place the flat cup thing on the sink, wipe and get the fuck out of there. i go back out to the ticket box and hand angelina my flat cup thing with pee in it. (to stay true to the dream, pee was dripping all over the damn place!!) she took it with no problem and said, "okay, i'll test this and let you know the results as soon as its done!" i said thank you and walked away. unfortunately i woke up before the results of my pregnancy test. any takers as to what this all means??? i always have the wierdest dreams!!!! okay, i guess that's enough for now. all of you who just started reading my blog, probably didn't pick the best post to start with!!! eww... love fro

Friday, July 28, 2006

the home front... this is greece. my grandfather was born and raised there. see that little one with the blue roof, that's the one! just kidding....this isn't even the same island he's from!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. besides, i only know the alphabet and the bad words in greek! everything else sounds like alien talk to me!!! happy friday to you all! have a great grecian weekend!!! love fro

Thursday, July 27, 2006

this, my wonderful readers, is fro diggity....how i figured out how to post these pics, is a mystery to me!! i'm just thank ful i figured it out!!! adios!!



tar tar

who is fro?

hello to all! welcome to my blog. i'm not really sure where to get started, so let me first start out by saying that i really really want to post some pictures here, but every time i attempt to do that, it doesn't work. so my best bud tar tar will be helping me out with that this weekend~ so, the pics are yet to come. people call me fro, mainly cause i've got some big ass hair. as for the title of my blog...we'll get to that later. i live in a crappy little town in the crappy little state of ohio. i work for the family business, i am recently married and have a daughter! i've got two dogs, a turtle, and 9 gold fish. (who were originally supposed to be food for the turtle, but he decided that he like the company better) and we know the turtle is of male gender for a fact, which that is a whole other story in its self!! anyway---i wasn't really sure what a blog was untill tar tar got her's started (rougholive.blogspot.com) so i guess i'm just gonna share my life experience with you and maybe give a little insight into my wierd little head of hair. let me tell you a bit about my little tar tar...we have known each other for many, many years now (16 years to be exact) we became friends in elementary school cause i shared my yogurt covered fruity rum- rums. and i thought she was cool cause she said bastard!!! we hit it off from there! she now lives in a far off land wich i love with all my heart, and we talk at least once a week! her sister, shanny is also my bestest freind too! we didn't start out that way though. shann is 5 years older than us so growing up, she was the cool big sister that could drive and stuff, and we were the little annoying girls that, well, annoyed her! we conned her into doing things for us, which i won't go into detail, but it did involve alcohol...sleeping bags....and boys (well, at least for me it involved boys) but now we are all one big happy family. if we aren't hanging out on tar tar's porch till all hours of the night drinking wine and throwing things in a time capsul, we are on the phone till late hours of the night, drinking water, milk, and eating the salt off pretzels (at least i eat the salt off pretzels) shann and i rode on the same plane once, and i stress once. that's all i'll say... alot of this may sound confusing to you, but as time goes on, it will make more sense...and considering the only people reading this right now are probably tar tar and shanny, so its all good in the hood homie!!! okay, let me attempt another picture posting. if it works, right on! if not then look forward to some next week!! adios a mosa and hasta la pasta!! love fro diggity

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Begining

HELLO TO THE WORLD! WELCOME TO MY NEW BLOG! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE THINGS I HAVE TO OFFER YOU. PLEASE BE PATIENT AS I AM NEW TO THIS. ENJOY!!!