great expectations

well, i just attempted another picture upload, and to no surprise it did not work...today i'd like to introduce you to my imaginary friend....anyway hope everyone had a great weekend!!! mine wasn't so bad! i did have the stranges dream last night and would love to share it with all of you!!! (this dream is so messed up, i don't need a picture) so it starts out that my husband and a few other people, and i are at an amusement park with roller coasters. we rode a few mild ones, and then went to stand in line for x-flight (this coaster is currently at geauga lake in aurora ohio...) so i'm in line, and i'm thinking to my self that i want to sit this one out. apparently some time had passed (you know how dreams go) and everyone else was on the ride, and i was standing by the ticket box waiting for them to de board. Angelina Jolie was now working her shift as ticket collector. i thought that was pretty cool! before i had a chance to freak out and ask for an autograph, she hands me this flat cup looking thing and says, "i'm going to need to give you a pregnancy test. please pee in this." and i was really confused "why do you need to give me a pregnancy test?" i asked her " because" was her reply. so i took the strange flat cup looking thing into the restroom (as some background info, i periodically have nightmares about having to use public bathrooms, and there is always piss and shit every where and not enough toilet paper and its really dirty. ) so i do my best to pick the toilet with the least amount of crap on it (no punn intended) so i build my nest of toilet paper and attempt to hoover over the toilet, while trying to figure out how i'm supposed to pee in this thing and NOT stick my hand in the toilet at the same time. so i start peeing, but because i was hoovering so much the pee starts squirting out the front of me, in between my two legs (now, any girl who's attempted a miss directed hoover knows exactly what i'm talking about, and you're probably laughing your ass off right now) so here i am, accepting the fact that my pee is squirting out in front of me and i'm holding this flat cup thing out in front of me trying to aim my pee into it!! it was really gross!!! so finally i'm done, i place the flat cup thing on the sink, wipe and get the fuck out of there. i go back out to the ticket box and hand angelina my flat cup thing with pee in it. (to stay true to the dream, pee was dripping all over the damn place!!) she took it with no problem and said, "okay, i'll test this and let you know the results as soon as its done!" i said thank you and walked away. unfortunately i woke up before the results of my pregnancy test. any takers as to what this all means??? i always have the wierdest dreams!!!! okay, i guess that's enough for now. all of you who just started reading my blog, probably didn't pick the best post to start with!!! eww... love fro