WHO SAYS I'M UP TO SOMETHING???

WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE? NO? WELL HOW ABOUT A SURPRISE? SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ASK QUESTION OF THOSE WHOM WHICH YOU WOULD RATHER NOT, BUT WOULD NOT GET THE INFORMATION THAT IS NEEDED WITH OUT ASKING THE QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE ASKED. SO HOW DO YOU GO ABOUT IT IN A WAY THAT DOES NOT POSE AS BEING SNEAKY?????????? SIMPLE, YOU DON'T! SO YEAH, I'M A SNEAKY PERSON THAT IS UP TO SOMETHING....DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'M GOING TO TELL YOU????? NO!!!! THAT WOULD REWIN THE SURPRISE! SO JUST SIT TIGHT AND BE PATIENT : ) IN THE MEAN TIME, HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE!! (THIS LITTLE POST GOES OUT TO MY HOMMIES...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)