RUNNING WITH SCISSORS

HAPPY NOVEMBER TO MY WONDERFUL READERS! NOVEMBER IS THE MONTH OF SCORPIO THE SCORPION! THE KEY WORD FOR SCORPIO IS TRANSFORMATION. LET ME JUST SHARE WITH YOU MY HOROSCOPE FOR THIS MONTH!!! IF YOU'VE TAKEN A JOB BECAUSE IT WAS AVAILABLE, BUT IT WASN'T WHAT YOU WANTED, THE WAY ISN'T BLOCKED FOR CHANGE. LOOK AROUND. YOU'VE LEARNED WHAT TO SEEKK FROM THIS MISTAKE. NOW, THIS MAKES NOT ONE BIT OF SENSE FOR MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. AND THAT'S FINE. IT GOES TO SHOW THAT THE HOROSCOPE THING ISN'T ALWAYS ACURATE! BUT WHEN IT IS, BOY IS IT A FREAKY THING!!!!ANYWAY, AS YOU MAY KNOW, MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO KIND TO BUY ME A HOUSE IN THE HEART OF CORTLAND! I AM SO EXCITED TO MOVE IN AND AWAY FROM MY CURRENT NEIGHBORHOOD! THE OTHER NIGHT MY SEXY HUSBAND AND I WERE DISCUSSING OUR NEW ADDRESS, AND HE SAID TO ME -"I'M GONNA MISS THIS HOUSE" SHOCKED, I LOOKED AT HIM, WAITING FOR A LAUGH AND A "JUST KIDDING" BUT TO MY SURPRISE, HE WASN'T JOKING!!! HE FOLLOWED WITH "WE STARTED OUR LIFE TOGETHER IN THIS HOUSE" AND THIS MY FRIENDS IS TRUE! AFTER CAREFUL THOUGHT AND CONSIDERATION, I TOO WILL MISS THAT HOUSE! MY DAUGHTER HAS PRETTY MUCH GROWN UP THERE AND SO HAS CHUBAKKA! THE HOUSE IT SELF I WILL MISS, WITH ITS SMALL ROOMS, BUT COZY CORNERS. THE NEIGHBORHOOD ON THE OTHER HAND, I'LL BE GLAD TO LEAVE BEHIND!! CORLTLAND IS FULL OF SNOTTY POOP FACES, BUT ITS SAFE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MY NEIGHBORS SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH, MAKING PASSES AT ME WHILE HITTING THE BOWL! IF YOU'RE GONNA SMOKE POT, DO IT SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, OR AT LEAST WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN, NOT AT 2:30 IN THE AFTER NOON ON A TUESDAY!!! FREAKIN PUNKS! SO, THE NEIGHBORHOOD I'LL BE GLAD TO SAY GOOD BYE TO, THE HOUSE I'M SURE I'LL MISS! BUT SUCH IS LIFE, AND NEW MEMORIES WILL BE MADE IN CORTLAND! ON A DARKER NOTE...A NEW MONTH BEGINS, WITH NEW HOLIDAYS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. I HEARD ON THE RADIO TODAY THAT CHRISTMAS IS ONLY 53 DAYS AWAY!! HOLY SILVER SHIT!!! THANKSGIVING IS 23 DAYS AWAY IF COUNT TODAY AS ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!! GOBBLE GOBBLE- DANGER WILD TURKEY!!! : ) SO, NEW MEMORIES, NEW HOUSES, NEW BIG WHITE VANS, NEW WORRIES AND NEW NEIGHBORS! ITS A TIME FOR CHANGE, AND MAYBE MY HOROSCOPE SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SO LITTERALLY! IF YOU SWITCH JOB WITH HOUSE, THEN IT MAKES A BIT MORE SENSE! I GUESS....ONE THING IS FOR SURE, I LOVE COFFEE AND TURKEY AND CAN'T WAIT TO EAT PUMPKIN PIE. ALTHOUGH, MY CHILD IS SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS WITH HER DAD THIS EVEN NUMBERED YEAR AND I'LL BE SPENDING IT WITH A SISTER IN LAW WHO CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME...YEAH FOR ME... THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY THOUGH. I'M GOING TO FOCUS MY ENERGY ON THE NEW HOUSE AND THE NEW SCHOOL, AND THE NEW MEMORIES THAT MY FAMILY AND I ARE ABOUT TO CREATE TOGETHER!!! I COULD GO ON AND ON, BUT THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO END. I PROMISE TO POST MORE FREQUENT ENTRIES FOR YOU GUYS, I'VE SUDDENLY GOT A LOT TO SAY!!